A team of NASA scientists have decided to make their jobs more interesting by blowing a massive chunk out of the Moon.
The team, led by Kimberly Ennico, have finally gotten bored of staring at the same floating rock in space every day, and instead of finding something worthwhile to do have opted to just make another great big hole in it.
Kimberly Ennico said of the billion dollar undertaking: "There is only so much of the Moon a team of scientists can really look at, and after a while it becomes a little tedious. Imagine watching paint dry, except the paint is several hundred-thousand miles away and has been dry for several decades. We're just trying to make our lives a little more interesting.".
She then went on to meet criticism of the expensive endeavour by claiming that "There might be some water up there", because apparently the colossal and inexhaustible supply of water on the Earth's surface doesn't quite cut it any more.
Despite some criticism, many scientists have joined Ms Ennico in defending the act, stating that not only would it be "seriously fucking cool, man", but are also convinced that this action will further confirm whether or not the Moon is in fact made of cheese, and if so what kind.
"A few large chunks would probably suggest some kind of cheddar, while a sprinkling or crumbly residue would point towards something like feta or parmesan." claimed one scientist, who later insisted that current study has proven it "wouldn't be any of that poncey blue shit.".
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I lol'd
Greatest post I've read on here.
(I will still believe it's made of cheese no matter what they say.)
Wallace and Gromit already proved this decades ago. The moon is made of a cheese not like any Wallace has ever tasted.
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