Friday 19 June 2009

Bleszinski to "Nintendo" the Gears franchise

Developer Cliff Bleszinski has made it clear that he intends to milk the Gears of War franchise for all it's worth.

Bleszinski, seen here posing for the Game Developer Douchebags of America calender in which he features as ten of the months, says that there have "Only been two identical Gears of War games so far" and that there is room on the market for three, or maybe even four even more identical instalments in the popular franchise.

"There is still a lot of things you can do in a cover based shooter." claimed Bleszinski. "There are a lot of melee weapons that we haven't even thought of glueing onto a gun yet.". Bleszinski went on to say that there are "still lots of stories to tell in the Gears universe" while clutching a rented copy of Starship Troopers 3: Marauder and cheekily winking to nearby development staff.

One interviewer, who dared to suggest that Bleszinski might be milking the franchise to satisfy his monumental ego, was quickly silenced as Cliffy B aimed a rubber Lancer at the protester, shouting "Pew Pew Pew you're dead". Security escorting the protester off the premises as the developer held the Lancer aloft and made triumphant revving noises with his mouth, before swaggering off to go buy another girly earring.

2 comments:

Daemon said...

Ugh, more Gears? DO NOT WANT

AV said...

What's an original game?